Dream (by Daniel Kim):
Woke up from sleep (still in dream state) and thought that he was in his dorm room, more specifically, in his lofted bed. He could not move, due to sleep paralysis, which also hindered his ability to talk. He attempted to call for help, but to no avail. Finally, released from his paralysis, he climbed down from his loft to speak with Curtis. He explained his dream to his friend, only to realize that it was not his friend he was speaking to, but an arch nemesis from yesteryear: Dean Kim. Immediately following the evil laughter of his long lost brother, Daniel also recognized that the room in which he was located was not his dorm room at all. After considering all possibilities, he finally came to the conclusion that he was dreaming. He resolved to climb back into his bed and return to a blissful slumber, only to awaken into the real world and explain the details of his dream to me.
Interpretation (by Curtis Mulady):
Ladies and Gentlemen, Daniel Kim has unearthed dreadful news of what is to come: a third world war initiated by barbaric outcasts of the Swedish culture. There is no other explanation for such a dram. Let me explain.
During the beginning of his dream sequence, Daniel imagined that he was paralyzed and could not speak. This is directly related with Sweden's recent uprising as a suppressor of the free peoples of Earth. Sweden will silence the free countries and relinquish a sweep of paralyzing hatred until all submit to their mighty superiority. Already in recent news (not yet released to the public press) this has become apparent, and it is only a matter of time before the Swiss become unstoppable.
Daniel next imagined himself climbing down from his lofted bed to speak with what he thought was his friend. In the same sense, other countries have noticed Sweden's aggression towards the weak, and have begun to ask for friendship and alliance. These countries are willing to step down from their high pedestals and submit themselves to the might of the Swiss peoples.
Daniel spoke to who he thought was his friend, but instead was none other than Dean Kim. After all the surviving nations have submitted to the will of the Swiss and joined their alliance, the Swedish people will betray their so-called allies and force them into a state of repression. Women and children will be slaughtered. Men will be forced into slavery. The world will begin to die.
But do not fret, for there is hope. In the conclusion of his dream, Daniel climbed back up into his loft and returned to his bed, after which he awoke from his dream. There is a way to prolong the longevity of the free nations. We must ban together and climb up and out of this dreadful state. We must return to our own seats of power in order to eliminate this madness. There must be no room for failure. We have to destroy Sweden. It is our destiny.