Here is my latest in weird dreams (Curtis will interpret it later)

I'm back home, and its seems that my mom has to move to another part of the state because she doesn't drive and and her work is too far away. That night I become Woody form Toys story and I gather my other Toy friend to got to my mom's new place and back (for no apparent reason). There was much excitement as we tried to cross roads, ride train based roller coasters while trying to drink hot cocoa, and getting aid from a fat fairy godfather in overalls. We make it back by morning and help my mom pack while everyone says goodbye. Then my dad and I decide that we should move with my mom... everyone except Dean. Dean is forced to stay by himself at our old home, which has become an ancient haunted Chinese mansion. Suddenly right in front of my mansion a swarm giant red ants, each one roughly the size of your finger, has appeared. They start eating everything and although Dean and I fought bravely and finally found their nest we were forced to retreat back into the haunted house... where we got lost and trapped. Suddenly I put on my lucky hat and whip, looking a lot like Indiana Jones, and Dean as my little Asian friend and tried to find the secret holy water fountain hidden in this mansion... which has become a golden Chinese Labyrinth.
This is about the time when I "wake up" but it doesn't end here. I find myself back in my dorm, and Curtis is still sleeping but wakes up because of his alarm. I tell him that I had the strangest dream, and he tells me to write it down. Suddenly our dorm seems to be some room in a fancy hotel (although I haven't realized its not our dorm), and I realize the TV is on (we don't have a TV). The weird thing was that the TV was just showing random images and numbers continuously. I asked Curtis if he left the TV on, he says no. Then I ask him why is the TV on. He now looks at me very strangely and tells me the TV is not on. I look back and it is clearly on still showing the random images and numbers. I begin yelling at Curtis that the TV is most definitely on and is showing random numbers, which is now getting creepy. Curtis simply began mocking me in his Curtis-like fashion. Now the TV begins playing porn (for those of who don't know, whenever there is nudity or cursing in my dream it is indeed blurred and beeped out, I am not making that up, my dreams really do censor itself). Now I am very confused. Curtis is going to take a shower and Im still in bed thinking about whats going on... have I finally lost it or is this some sort of trick by Curtis. Then Curtis comes back and asks why am I watching porn. Suddenly I come to the realization, we don't have a TV in our room. I conclude that I must still be dreaming and so I lie down on my bed and close my eyes.
Immediately I wake up in our dorm (again) and Curtis is now waking up to his alarm (again), and I tell him of this dream.

The End